January: Selfie Olympics
February: Flappy Bird
lets see how the rest of the year goes
March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio
April: it’s a metaphors, you’re a metaphors, we are a metaphor, if I see another metaphor I’m going to kill someone
Wonder how July is gonna be
i will keep reblogging this each month
the gifs didnt load so it just looked like the stairs were talking to the trees
why am i laughing so hard at this
i’ve seen this so many times and i cry every time
We freed them…but at what cost?
that ball wasn’t there to trap them
it was to protect us
Pop punk songs make you want to start a fucking riot or leave you crying on the floor there is no in between
why do parents get so upset about little things like goddamn I left a plate in the sink not a dead body
Of course not, you’re not a Neanderthal, you scraped your plate into the bin before you put it in the sink…
*slow clap for Hannibal fandom*
how many followers do I need until I get random anons asking me how my day was?
THIS IS A PROBLEm ON MY MATH HOMEWORK AND I GOT KICKED OUT OF CLASS BECAUSE I STARTESD LAUGHING SO HARD I WAS CRYING
IM GOING TO SCREAM IM IN CLASS AND THESE GIRLS WHO BULLIED ME IN 5TH GRADE ARE WHISPERING AND THEYRE LIKE
"holy shit did she go to our elementary school"
"i dont know if thats her"
"i rly dont think thats her guys"
AND THE TEACHER CALLED MY NAME AND THEY GO
"holy shit shes hot"
L I F E
YOU FUCKING GO IM PROUD OF YOU
OWN IT FOR ALL OF US
imagine how different your life would be if you had complete and unrestricted access to all the clothes you wanted and no limitations on wearing them
imagine how confident everyone would be. it’d be beautiful
…. Imagine the weeaboos
what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you
FINALLY SOMEONE FUCKING DID IT